1
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(Paul) No.

2
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No, look.

3
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No. I'm not telling you where I'm at.

4
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That's the whole point of this vacation.

5
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No auditions, no stupid meetings,

6
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No scripts, no wife,
no kids, no nothing.

7
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Just the great outdoors,
me, and this BandB.

8
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As soon as I hang up this phone,
I am off the grid.

9
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Goodbye.

10
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(owl hooting)

11
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(sighs deeply)

12
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Oh.

13
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Oh, that feels so good!

14
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Ohh.

15
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(hooting continues)

16
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(exhales deeply)

17
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Wow.

18
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Look at that big, beautiful
completely round full moon.

19
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(howls)

20
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(sighing)
Ah.

21
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(ringtone playing)

22
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Screw you, phone.

23
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I don't need you this week.

24
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Freedom.

25
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Hey, BandB, it looks like
it's you and me getting some ZandZs.

26
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And tomorrow, a little RandR.

27
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L.O.L. (chuckles)

28
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(distorted howling)

29
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Hello?

30
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Dave?

31
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(snarling)

32
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Sorry I was late for check-in.

33
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(snarling continues)

34
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All right, you know what?

35
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If this is, uh,
some group of local teens

36
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trying to scare me, I can assure you,
it's not working.

37
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(snarling continues)

38
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All right, you know what?
That's it.

39
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I'm gonna call my agent, and I'm gonna
have her call the police.

40
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(loud snarling)

41
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Oh, God. oh, no.

42
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No!

43
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No, no! No!
(roaring)

44
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45
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(Carol) Excuse me. Sorry.

46
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Sorry I'm late! Sorry I'm late.

47
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I appreciate your waiting.
Thank you.

48
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I know we are all upset

49
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about what happened last night
to Paul Rudd.

50
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I'm upset.

51
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I saw him in <i>Ant-Man,</i>
and he was terrific.

52
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But as far as I am concerned,
this was a random event.

53
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Some crazed fan probably
followed Paul in from the city

54
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and killed him.

55
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Maybe it will become
a tourist attraction.

56
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"Stay at the BandB where Paul Rudd
was murdered." I'd stay there.

57
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Sounds pretty cool.

58
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What about the rumor it was a werewolf?

59
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My customers freaked out
when they heard that!

60
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(all clamoring)

61
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You mean the rumor
started by the town drunk?

62
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Hey! he was killed right outside my BandB.

63
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I saw it with my own eyes.

64
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It was a vicious beast.

65
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It dragged Paul into the woods.

66
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Sheriff, you saw the body.

67
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Look, when we have more information,

68
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We'll let you all know.

69
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In the meantime, the mayor's right.

70
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We all just need to remain calm.

71
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Oh, baloney! If it was a werewolf,

72
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you need to stop screwing with us
and let us know!

73
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Do I have to close my bar?!

74
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What about my market?

75
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Yeah, what about my BandB?
(all clamoring)

76
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(loud screeching)

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(all groaning)

78
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Y'all know me.

79
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(Man) No, we don't.

80
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Okay, you don't.

81
00:04:02,272 --> 00:04:04,975
Just got to town this morning.

82
00:04:05,075 --> 00:04:07,445
But y'all know how I earn a living.

83
00:04:07,511 --> 00:04:09,913
(Man) No, we don't.

84
00:04:09,980 --> 00:04:12,114
All right, I was...
on the assumption

85
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Y'all would have been briefed
about who I am.

86
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No matter.

87
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My name is Neon Joe...

88
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werewolf hunter.
(howl)

89
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And I'm here

90
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because when someone get killed
by a werewolf,

91
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I get a call.

92
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And I got a call late last night
'cause somebody think

93
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the actor Paul Rudd
was killed by a werewolf.

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95
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I saw the body.

96
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Wasn't no crazed fan did that,

97
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Not unless a crazed fan werewolf.

98
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Maybe it was a dude werewolf.

99
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Maybe it was a chick werewolf.

100
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Hey, maybe even a, uh,
chick with a dick werewolf.

101
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Man, you ever see one of those?
Blow your mind.

102
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Whatever the case, for $25,000,

103
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I'll find this beast for you.

104
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I'll catch it, and kill it...

105
00:05:03,834 --> 00:05:05,369
for $75,000.

106
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(all murmuring)

107
00:05:07,236 --> 00:05:10,540
Oh, what, you want people staying
at your cute BandBs,

108
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buying up all your antiques,

109
00:05:12,543 --> 00:05:14,644
eating up all your artisanal mayonnaise?

110
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Then I suggest you pony up.

111
00:05:16,846 --> 00:05:21,217
Or you can take your chance
and, uh, roll the dice!

112
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Thank you for that offer, Neon Joe.

113
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We will take it under advisement.

114
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Uh, he-yump.

115
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You make up your mind, you let me know.

116
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Y'all know where to find me.

117
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(Man) No, we don't.

118
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I think it is a huge mistake
not to evacuate the town

119
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until after the next two full moons.

120
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Or at the very least,
to impose some sort of curfew

121
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so everyone has to stay indoors.

122
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Do you want to be the one

123
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to take money out of everyone's pockets

124
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because the biggest drunk in town
says he saw a monster?

125
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All right, so, say it wasn't a werewolf.

126
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Why don't we just hire Neon Joe

127
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to find and kill whatever did this?

128
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I'm sorry. Isn't that your job, Sheriff?

129
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What's the matter? you scared?

130
00:06:04,228 --> 00:06:06,730
This whole thing taking you back
to your time in Seattle?

131
00:06:06,729 --> 00:06:09,432
You shot that kid holding a hoagie,
thinking it was a gun.

132
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<i>(boy) Don't shoot! It's a sandwich!

133
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<i>(gunshot)

134
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Maybe the $75,000
should come out of your salary.

135
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Look.

136
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Do patrols all night
if it makes you feel better.

137
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But we're not enforcing a curfew,

138
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we're not evacuating,
and we're not hiring Neon Joe.

139
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And you sure as hell
better not make a call like that

140
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behind my back again
without consulting me first.

141
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go
prepare a delicious dinner

142
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for me and my current lover.

143
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(romantic music playing)

144
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It smells great, Carol.

145
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(wind howling)

146
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(music stops)

147
00:07:02,418 --> 00:07:05,120
(beep, indistinct radio chatter)

148
00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,457
Everything all right, Carol?

149
00:07:07,524 --> 00:07:09,459
Yeah, yeah.

150
00:07:09,526 --> 00:07:12,295
I just have some official
mayor business I have to listen to.

151
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I'll turn the music back on in a sec.

152
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All right, thanks a lot, Barrett.

153
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Good night, Sheriff.

154
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How we looking out there, Gary?

155
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(siren chirps) Aw, shoot.

156
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(Gary) Good, Sheriff.

157
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Just about to shut down
a hacky sack circle.

158
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But other than that, all is quiet.
Over.

159
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All right, let's just keep
an open channel. Over.

160
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Roger that. Over.

161
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- Hey, guys.
- What's up, deputy?

162
00:07:39,806 --> 00:07:41,975
Hey, hey. you want to hack in?

163
00:07:41,975 --> 00:07:44,811
Ah, man, you know
I'd love to, but, uh...

164
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It's after dark.

165
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<i>Got to shut this down.
No hacking.

166
00:07:48,148 --> 00:07:49,784
(boys groaning) (chuckles)

167
00:07:49,850 --> 00:07:52,352
You want to get in on this, son.

168
00:07:52,453 --> 00:07:53,955
All right, man, just one hack.

169
00:07:54,020 --> 00:07:55,355
All right! I knew you would!

170
00:07:55,455 --> 00:07:58,492
I knew you--
(roaring)

171
00:07:58,492 --> 00:08:00,627
(roaring)

172
00:08:00,695 --> 00:08:02,330
Gary, what was that?

173
00:08:02,395 --> 00:08:03,163
<i>Over.

174
00:08:03,230 --> 00:08:05,799
<i>(Gary) I-I don't know, Sheriff.

175
00:08:05,866 --> 00:08:07,669
(growling)

176
00:08:07,734 --> 00:08:09,336
W-what is that?

177
00:08:09,402 --> 00:08:10,337
(snarling)

178
00:08:10,337 --> 00:08:12,674
Oh, shit!
(all screaming)

179
00:08:12,739 --> 00:08:14,174
(screaming)

180
00:08:14,241 --> 00:08:16,176
<i>-Hang on, Gary!
-He was right!

181
00:08:16,244 --> 00:08:17,878
<i>-Hang tight!
-It was a werewolf!

182
00:08:17,977 --> 00:08:19,179
<i>Hang on!
(roaring)

183
00:08:19,179 --> 00:08:22,850
<i>I hope Neon Joe
hasn't left town yet!

184
00:08:22,850 --> 00:08:26,487
<i>-Hold on, Gary!
-(screaming)

185
00:08:26,554 --> 00:08:28,523
<i>Gary!

186
00:08:28,781 --> 00:08:31,691
First of all, let me just say
how very sorry I am, Susan,

187
00:08:31,691 --> 00:08:34,995
for your son, and, Georgia,
for your boyfriend.

188
00:08:35,061 --> 00:08:37,364
Basically, we're looking at your classic

189
00:08:37,431 --> 00:08:41,035
good-news, oh-boy scenario.

190
00:08:41,034 --> 00:08:44,004
Well, the good news is that
Matt was the only hacky-sacker

191
00:08:44,071 --> 00:08:45,840
to survive the werewolf attack.

192
00:08:45,907 --> 00:08:50,545
The oh-boy was that he must have run
into a tree or something

193
00:08:50,610 --> 00:08:51,912
trying to escape.

194
00:08:52,012 --> 00:08:54,882
Whatever happened put him
in this very deep coma.

195
00:08:54,882 --> 00:08:57,551
(sobbing)
My baby!

196
00:08:57,618 --> 00:09:00,722
Diane, please remove
the hysterical woman.

197
00:09:00,787 --> 00:09:03,056
(sobbing)

198
00:09:09,162 --> 00:09:10,864
You know...

199
00:09:10,931 --> 00:09:13,566
Sexual activity has, at times,

200
00:09:13,566 --> 00:09:17,071
proven to break people
from their coma.

201
00:09:17,138 --> 00:09:20,740
If you'd like to try,
I could stick around and supervise,

202
00:09:20,740 --> 00:09:24,278
since it's technically
a medical procedure.

203
00:09:24,378 --> 00:09:28,416
I could record it,
show you some medical positions.

204
00:09:28,416 --> 00:09:31,417
I have a pretty cool new camera.

205
00:09:31,417 --> 00:09:33,253
High-def.

206
00:09:35,922 --> 00:09:37,424
Let's do it.

207
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208
00:09:41,095 --> 00:09:42,596
(Joe) Oh, yeah.

209
00:09:42,662 --> 00:09:45,099
Mmm, mmm, mmm!

210
00:09:46,433 --> 00:09:49,603
Y'all sure know how to do
a watermelon-basil lemonade

211
00:09:49,670 --> 00:09:51,104
here in Garrity.

212
00:09:51,104 --> 00:09:53,107
Got it up at Spot-Hitter.

213
00:09:53,106 --> 00:09:55,909
Every drink hit the spot.
This is good.

214
00:09:55,976 --> 00:09:58,446
Yeah, I sure wish I could cross
this here police tape,

215
00:09:58,446 --> 00:10:00,447
come in there
and help you out, but...

216
00:10:00,447 --> 00:10:03,650
I'm just a private citizen
who was not hired to do a job.

217
00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:05,786
So good luck, Sheriff.

218
00:10:09,455 --> 00:10:11,292
$75,000?

219
00:10:11,292 --> 00:10:13,460
Oh, w-what is this for me?!

220
00:10:13,460 --> 00:10:16,297
Oh, that-- that's kind of y'all.
That real nice.

221
00:10:16,297 --> 00:10:17,797
And, oh, look at this right he-yump.

222
00:10:17,797 --> 00:10:22,135
Say in the memo section
"Should have done this yesterday."

223
00:10:22,135 --> 00:10:24,471
"Should have done this yesterday."

224
00:10:24,471 --> 00:10:26,973
Oh, what's wrong?
Oh, you can't see that?

225
00:10:26,974 --> 00:10:30,143
That's right,
'cause it not yesterday.

226
00:10:31,912 --> 00:10:35,782
He-yump.

227
00:10:35,850 --> 00:10:38,319
Have no fear, Sheriff.

228
00:10:38,385 --> 00:10:40,320
Joe is he-yump.

229
00:10:44,288 --> 00:10:46,923
There weren't many body parts
left after the attack,

230
00:10:46,923 --> 00:10:49,759
So we put them all in one casket.

231
00:10:49,759 --> 00:10:53,429
And let us all pray
for Matt's speedy recovery.

232
00:10:53,429 --> 00:10:56,596
His mother Susan--
I'm sorry, Matt

233
00:10:56,626 --> 00:10:58,601
would like to stay a few words.

234
00:11:01,705 --> 00:11:03,474
Yo, what up, mayor!

235
00:11:03,572 --> 00:11:05,774
(grunts)

236
00:11:05,774 --> 00:11:08,245
What's up? It's me, Matt.

237
00:11:08,908 --> 00:11:11,877
My mom's having a tough time
coping emotionally,

238
00:11:11,876 --> 00:11:14,546
crying a lot,
so she stayed home.

239
00:11:14,613 --> 00:11:17,383
If you see her, just be supportive.

240
00:11:17,383 --> 00:11:21,086
Also, anybody want to buy
my mix tape?

241
00:11:21,186 --> 00:11:24,223
You'll find me after the funeral.

242
00:11:24,222 --> 00:11:25,424
(Carol) Thank you, Matt.

243
00:11:25,523 --> 00:11:27,393
Hope your mother feels better.

244
00:11:27,460 --> 00:11:31,062
Cleave, did you want
to say a few words?

245
00:11:31,062 --> 00:11:34,232
Matt was always nice to me.

246
00:11:34,233 --> 00:11:37,736
He invited me to hack
last night, but I...

247
00:11:37,735 --> 00:11:41,206
I ended up working late.

248
00:11:41,273 --> 00:11:43,408
But I want everyone to rest easy.

249
00:11:43,475 --> 00:11:47,245
'Cause starting tonight,
I am on neighborhood watch,

250
00:11:47,245 --> 00:11:52,418
devoting the rest of my life
to killing that werewolf.

251
00:11:52,418 --> 00:11:54,081
I will be

252
00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:57,556
the George Zimmerman
of Garrity!

253
00:11:59,091 --> 00:12:00,927
Remember that guy from the news?

254
00:12:00,993 --> 00:12:04,930
Not your best example, Cleave.

255
00:12:04,929 --> 00:12:06,731
Why don't you go sit down?

256
00:12:06,798 --> 00:12:10,068
Very sorry to interrupt
such somber soliloquies,

257
00:12:10,135 --> 00:12:11,937
but, uh, I would like to announce

258
00:12:11,937 --> 00:12:14,438
a lead in the werewolf case.

259
00:12:14,438 --> 00:12:18,276
I have just come from the scene
of the hacky-sack killing,

260
00:12:18,277 --> 00:12:21,980
where I found many werewolf pubes.

261
00:12:22,080 --> 00:12:23,783
Werewolf pubes.

262
00:12:23,849 --> 00:12:27,153
Now, I shall be coming door to door
over the next couple days

263
00:12:27,251 --> 00:12:29,588
to retrieve pubic hair samples

264
00:12:29,654 --> 00:12:32,424
From each and every one
of y'all up in he-yump.

265
00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:35,794
So if you could please do me the favor
of having a dirty curly

266
00:12:35,860 --> 00:12:40,093
at the ready, preferably clean,
I'd appreciate that.

267
00:12:40,631 --> 00:12:41,600
He-yump.

268
00:12:41,667 --> 00:12:44,470
Gentlemen pallbearers, if you will.

269
00:12:44,470 --> 00:12:47,306



270
00:13:00,586 --> 00:13:02,288
(Joe) Now, Sonny, I do understand

271
00:13:02,354 --> 00:13:05,658
this may not be the best time
to ask for a pubic hair sample.

272
00:13:05,724 --> 00:13:06,826
I-I could come back.

273
00:13:06,826 --> 00:13:08,293
(grunts)

274
00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,495
(screaming)

275
00:13:10,562 --> 00:13:13,801
There you go. Should be a good one
in there somewhere.

276
00:13:14,799 --> 00:13:17,135



277
00:13:17,202 --> 00:13:19,837
Here's my pube, Neon Joe.

278
00:13:19,837 --> 00:13:21,039
Oh.

279
00:13:21,139 --> 00:13:23,808
Yeah, Cleave,
I can tell you a good egg.

280
00:13:23,875 --> 00:13:26,879
Let's just hope
this here pube sample is negative.

281
00:13:26,979 --> 00:13:29,514
I would hate to splatter
that good egg's yolk brains

282
00:13:29,514 --> 00:13:31,884
all over this town
with a silver bullet.

283
00:13:31,984 --> 00:13:35,187
Well, then, cross my pubes
and don't hope to die!

284
00:13:35,187 --> 00:13:36,221
(chuckles)

285
00:13:36,321 --> 00:13:38,190
(cackles)

286
00:13:38,190 --> 00:13:40,859
(cackles loudly)

287
00:13:40,859 --> 00:13:43,528
(laughs, giggles)

288
00:13:46,364 --> 00:13:48,533
Well, back to the daily grind.

289
00:13:48,600 --> 00:13:51,302
Rolling stone gather no moss.

290
00:13:52,870 --> 00:13:54,973
But it do gather pubes.

291
00:13:57,709 --> 00:13:58,544
(beep)

292
00:13:58,610 --> 00:14:00,879
(screeching) (beeping)

293
00:14:02,914 --> 00:14:05,776
What's up, baby?

294
00:14:06,851 --> 00:14:08,853
I'm pregnant...

295
00:14:08,921 --> 00:14:10,388
with Matt's baby.

296
00:14:10,388 --> 00:14:12,391
It was a coma conception.

297
00:14:12,390 --> 00:14:15,060
What? Babe, that's awesome!

298
00:14:15,126 --> 00:14:17,862
I'm be a dad!
(chuckles)

299
00:14:17,929 --> 00:14:20,398
(straining)

300
00:14:22,900 --> 00:14:24,536
What's the matter, babe?

301
00:14:24,602 --> 00:14:26,071
Look.

302
00:14:26,138 --> 00:14:29,108
I know this is hard for you.

303
00:14:29,206 --> 00:14:32,783
And I'm sure your mom feels bad
about a lot of things.

304
00:14:35,413 --> 00:14:37,749
Well, one thing I know
she feels bad about

305
00:14:37,749 --> 00:14:40,625
is when I gave her a "Free hug" coupon
for her birthday once,

306
00:14:40,689 --> 00:14:42,492
and she redeemed it with Shawn,

307
00:14:42,488 --> 00:14:46,259
the mechanic from the gas station.

308
00:14:46,325 --> 00:14:48,394
Hugged his wang with her lips.

309
00:14:48,460 --> 00:14:50,861
Well, I'm sure she knows

310
00:14:50,927 --> 00:14:53,957
that it's time to move on
from certain things

311
00:14:53,988 --> 00:14:56,639
and start trying to forgive herself.

312
00:14:56,848 --> 00:14:58,649
Don't you worry, Georgia.

313
00:14:58,649 --> 00:15:00,059
I'm gonna put an end

314
00:15:00,059 --> 00:15:02,841
to my mom's cycle
of narcissistical neglect

315
00:15:02,841 --> 00:15:05,044
and take care of this child.

316
00:15:05,143 --> 00:15:07,846
Me! Matt.

317
00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:18,690
Well, I'm very sorry, Neon Joe.

318
00:15:18,690 --> 00:15:20,664
Had my pubes

319
00:15:20,664 --> 00:15:24,365
permanently lasered off
just this morning, hmm?

320
00:15:24,508 --> 00:15:26,508
That quite a coinky-dink,

321
00:15:26,651 --> 00:15:29,534
don't you thinky-dink, Dave?

322
00:15:29,534 --> 00:15:31,703
Huh.

323
00:15:31,703 --> 00:15:33,872



324
00:15:36,375 --> 00:15:39,512
Are the kid in the coma's pubes
being checked?

325
00:15:41,554 --> 00:15:45,488
I wonder if that's also
a "coinsidink."

326
00:15:46,217 --> 00:15:49,043
It's pronounced coinky-dink.

327
00:15:50,389 --> 00:15:52,892
(indistinct conversations)

328
00:15:57,228 --> 00:15:59,731
(men shouting indistinctly)

329
00:16:04,569 --> 00:16:06,938



330
00:16:10,241 --> 00:16:14,045
(speaking Chinese)

331
00:16:14,112 --> 00:16:16,582
(speaking Chinese)

332
00:16:26,457 --> 00:16:29,802
<i>I-it's just a formality,
but I do need a pube from everyone.

333
00:16:30,095 --> 00:16:31,230
Right.

334
00:16:31,297 --> 00:16:33,432
Like I said, just be a quick--

335
00:16:33,432 --> 00:16:34,767
Why was it reported

336
00:16:34,832 --> 00:16:37,969
that this boy was not attacked
by a werewolf?!

337
00:16:38,069 --> 00:16:39,938
Yes, right. Uh...

338
00:16:39,938 --> 00:16:41,606
Sorry. Um...

339
00:16:41,606 --> 00:16:44,409
I thought those were
hacky-sack scratches.

340
00:16:44,476 --> 00:16:46,145
(creaking)

341
00:16:46,244 --> 00:16:47,980
(grunting)
All right.

342
00:16:48,257 --> 00:16:49,592
Now, if Matt was attacked,

343
00:16:49,627 --> 00:16:51,583
there's a very good chance
he was infected.

344
00:16:51,649 --> 00:16:54,786
This lamp has been affixed
with artificial moonlight.

345
00:16:54,787 --> 00:16:55,988
Doc?

346
00:16:56,087 --> 00:16:59,625



347
00:16:59,692 --> 00:17:01,293
Whoa!

348
00:17:01,292 --> 00:17:03,828
Yeah, just like I thought.

349
00:17:03,929 --> 00:17:05,998
He a wolf.

350
00:17:06,097 --> 00:17:07,799
All right, Doc.

351
00:17:10,469 --> 00:17:13,378
Looks like now we got two wolf in town.

352
00:17:14,271 --> 00:17:15,640
<i>(thinking) Hmm.

353
00:17:15,641 --> 00:17:18,611
<i>Wolf sense tingle he-yump.

354
00:17:18,676 --> 00:17:22,314
Or should I say three?

355
00:17:22,381 --> 00:17:25,785
I didn't know he was a werewolf
when I got pregnant.

356
00:17:25,850 --> 00:17:26,985
(screaming)

357
00:17:27,051 --> 00:17:29,154
Oh. Oh. It's okay.

358
00:17:29,154 --> 00:17:31,691
Now come and give one final push.

359
00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:32,656
Oh, God!

360
00:17:32,656 --> 00:17:34,659
-One final push!
-No, no!

361
00:17:34,660 --> 00:17:37,663
That baby
like a now-and-later candy.

362
00:17:38,166 --> 00:17:40,003
Whether it come out now or later,

363
00:17:40,020 --> 00:17:42,334
that future death beast cannot live.

364
00:17:42,334 --> 00:17:43,835
Oh, we're keeping that baby, son.

365
00:17:43,835 --> 00:17:45,670
Oh, we're killing that son, baby.

366
00:17:45,670 --> 00:17:47,306
Oh, don't you switch my words!

367
00:17:47,373 --> 00:17:50,508
-I'll words you switch!
-Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

368
00:17:50,799 --> 00:17:52,268
A human medical facility

369
00:17:52,286 --> 00:17:56,013
is no place to decide the fate
of a wolf baby.

370
00:17:56,013 --> 00:17:57,482
Take this outside.

371
00:17:57,548 --> 00:17:59,852
Hey, that's fine.
I need some fresh air anyway.

372
00:17:59,852 --> 00:18:03,221
(scoffs)

373
00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:04,490
(beep)

374
00:18:04,556 --> 00:18:07,526
(screeches)

375
00:18:07,526 --> 00:18:09,729
Well, it's not like
we can just flip a coin.

376
00:18:09,827 --> 00:18:11,696
Heads, it lives. Tails, it dies.

377
00:18:11,763 --> 00:18:15,366
Yeah, you damn right.
This is bigger than any coin.

378
00:18:15,366 --> 00:18:18,069
We gonna drag for it.

379
00:18:18,170 --> 00:18:20,406
(imitates engine revving)

380
00:18:20,504 --> 00:18:23,174
(engines revving)

381
00:18:23,241 --> 00:18:25,478



382
00:18:30,048 --> 00:18:32,151
(tires squealing)

383
00:18:36,055 --> 00:18:38,557
(tires screeching)

384
00:18:38,624 --> 00:18:40,392
Whoo!

385
00:18:40,392 --> 00:18:41,894
Yeah, that's right!

386
00:18:41,894 --> 00:18:44,864
Joe take the flag called the checker!

387
00:18:44,930 --> 00:18:47,032
-(scoffs)
-Good race.

388
00:18:47,098 --> 00:18:48,200
Oh, come on, now.

389
00:18:48,267 --> 00:18:50,903
You know that wolf baby gonna die
no matter what.

390
00:18:50,969 --> 00:18:53,072
Least you got a good drag out of it.

391
00:18:53,137 --> 00:18:56,040
Go tell your girlfriend the news.
Come on.

392
00:18:56,107 --> 00:18:59,043



393
00:18:59,110 --> 00:19:01,012
What the he-yump?

394
00:19:09,421 --> 00:19:11,757
(gasping)

395
00:19:23,934 --> 00:19:26,105
Come on, werewolf!

396
00:19:26,171 --> 00:19:29,107



397
00:19:29,173 --> 00:19:31,028
You out here tonight?

398
00:19:32,344 --> 00:19:34,779
(yelping)

399
00:19:39,283 --> 00:19:40,451
(grunts)

400
00:19:40,452 --> 00:19:43,622
You can run, but you can't hide!

401
00:19:43,622 --> 00:19:48,794
Soon, you will smell the taste of revenge!

402
00:19:48,860 --> 00:19:51,496
Whoo!

403
00:20:04,643 --> 00:20:06,946
(screeches softly)

404
00:20:07,011 --> 00:20:10,648
Bad news.
I just got back from Georgia's.

405
00:20:10,715 --> 00:20:13,151
She left a suicide note.

406
00:20:13,218 --> 00:20:15,487
"Why put off the inevitable?

407
00:20:15,487 --> 00:20:17,656
"Joe too tough and scary.

408
00:20:17,655 --> 00:20:20,024
"Kind of cute, though.
squeezable buns."

409
00:20:20,125 --> 00:20:22,660
It doesn't say that. It says,
"I can't live like this,

410
00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:25,331
"So I'm gonna kill myself.
Goodbye, Garrity."

411
00:20:25,396 --> 00:20:27,700
Yeah, I read between the lines.

412
00:20:27,798 --> 00:20:30,469
I know when I'm being flirted with
in a suicide note.

413
00:20:30,536 --> 00:20:32,505
Did I make a huge mistake
calling you?

414
00:20:32,570 --> 00:20:35,673



415
00:20:35,673 --> 00:20:38,010
Take a look at my face.

416
00:20:39,778 --> 00:20:43,315
Take a good look in my eye.

417
00:20:43,382 --> 00:20:46,351
That look like a mistake to you?!

418
00:20:46,350 --> 00:20:47,685
No.

419
00:20:47,685 --> 00:20:51,222
No. You want to see a real good scar?

420
00:20:51,323 --> 00:20:54,026
You want to see the one
that almost got me?

421
00:20:54,026 --> 00:20:57,496
There. Take a good look
at that one right there!

422
00:20:57,562 --> 00:21:00,064



423
00:21:00,164 --> 00:21:01,901
What am I supposed
to be looking at?

424
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,095
The big one
right down the middle.

425
00:21:05,170 --> 00:21:07,706
It just looks like your butt crack.

426
00:21:09,375 --> 00:21:11,076
Made you look.

427
00:21:14,712 --> 00:21:16,048
Oh, you reek!

428
00:21:16,114 --> 00:21:17,850
What the hell is wrong with you?

429
00:21:17,915 --> 00:21:20,719
I-I-I just wanted to help
Neon Joe find the werewolf

430
00:21:20,786 --> 00:21:22,054
so he'd leave town!

431
00:21:22,119 --> 00:21:24,221
He's gonna find out the truth
about us!

432
00:21:24,221 --> 00:21:26,892
(screeches)

433
00:21:26,892 --> 00:21:30,195



434
00:21:30,261 --> 00:21:32,597
No one's going to find out
about anything.

435
00:21:32,696 --> 00:21:34,699
You gave him a pube, right?

436
00:21:34,766 --> 00:21:36,067
Yeah, I gave him a whole bunch.

437
00:21:36,067 --> 00:21:41,039
Good! Go home, shower,
continue to act normal.

438
00:21:41,106 --> 00:21:44,909
Neon Joe is going to be
out of our pubes soon enough.

439
00:21:44,908 --> 00:21:46,210
Now, if you'll excuse me,

440
00:21:46,278 --> 00:21:50,082
I am late for a massage
with my current lover.

441
00:21:50,081 --> 00:21:52,083
Let's move.

442
00:21:52,084 --> 00:21:54,186



443
00:22:02,093 --> 00:22:03,462
He-yump.

444
00:22:03,560 --> 00:22:07,097
He-yump.

445
00:22:07,097 --> 00:22:10,635
(spits) He-yump.

446
00:22:10,734 --> 00:22:11,935
(grunts)

447
00:22:11,935 --> 00:22:13,605
He-yump.

448
00:22:13,605 --> 00:22:16,474
He-yump.

449
00:22:16,574 --> 00:22:18,443
He-yump.

450
00:22:18,443 --> 00:22:19,778
He-yump.

451
00:22:19,828 --> 00:22:24,378
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